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Queen Elizabeth Hides Out In Bushes To Catch Whoever Keeps Stealing Packages From Buckingham Palace Porch

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Queen Elizabeth Hides Out In Bushes To Catch Whoever Keeps Stealing Packages From Buckingham Palace Porch
LONDON—Her royal eye trained on the building entrance in careful anticipation of potential parcel thieves, Queen Elizabeth II reportedly concealed herself in the shrubbery Monday in order to apprehend whoever was stealing the packages from the Buckingham Palace porch. “Just last week, I ordered the loveliest FitBit Charge 3, received a notification that it had been delivered, and, upon arriving home, found that someone had stolen it. I have re-ordered the item, and if an attempt is made to steal this one, I intend to catch the fucker,” said the 92-year-old monarch, who primly grumbled vows of revenge while aiming...
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